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it’s probably really immature and unhealthy
(and evident of a latent queerness that i don’t normally come across otherwise, besides sometimes wishing i was physically androgynous)
that i get weirdly jealous and envious when my best friend mentions doing things with her boyfriend
did that make any sense
i feel like a bad person every time because i always momentarily feel all my deep dark things rise up inside me
and then she usually follows it up with something amazing like “he’s scared of roller coasters so i have to ride them alone. big tough man, is my boyfriend!”, and for some reason, my insides settle
i wonder if she knows to defuse it? in general she’s not the lovey-dovey type, so it’s not like i ever snapped at her in person about it
maybe it’s that - i myself am not prone to romance, either. maybe my subconscious can’t comprehend feeling that way most of the time, but then schmooping around with a significant other, too
i know i’m jealous and don’t want to share her, i know i’m envious and want what she has
maybe i’m also a little a lot afraid of someday losing her
why do i feel this way about my best friend in the whole world
Note to self
In the future, when a potential partner has trouble unhooking my bra, I will quip that “This isn’t exactly the Gordian Knot here.”
If they get the reference - or even better, quip back something about Alexander the Great - they’re a keeper.
>attempt home bikini wax strips
>RIIPPPPPPP
>oh god why is it purple ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
Brought to you by my dumbass self currently sitting around pantsless with an icepack on my crotch.
>search rockabilly tag on tumblr for hawt dudes
>nothing but camwhoring with cat eye makeup
:|
So, I got Tokidoki’s Ritmo figure from the Unicorno blind box series. I’m not much into rasta, reggae, or weed, so I was planning on giving it to a friend.
She loves unicorns and magical creatures, she likes tokidoki, and she is a widdle college freshman who posts about how much she loves weed on her tumblr.
Is it a shitty thing to do, to give an opened blind box figure to her? I know she’d really like it, but I can’t help but feel like it’s a dick move.
I know it’s going to be a bad night when I bust out Johnny Cash’s cover of “Hurt”
Rock star crush object, past and present.
cosmo tip #37
Buy a strap-on and glow in the dark condoms and have a lightsaber battle with your guy. Try roleplaying as Luke and Darth Vader for some extra steamy fun!
How perverted am I to find this legitimately hilarious. And actually want to do the first half.
why is everybody creaming themselves over junkpunks’ ugly pseudo-rotoscoped gifs?
it’s like a scanner darkly but uglier and blobbier
also, that killjoy shirt is definitely going to be slapped down for copyright infringement, but it should be slapped down for sheer ugliness.
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